Lucy and CeCee's How to Survive (and Thrive) in Middle School: December 2012

Sunday, December 16, 2012

Happy Holidays!!

Enjoy your break and don't get "Locknesia!!"

Lingo Lesson:

Locknesia: To have locker combo amnesia after long vacation breaks. Resulting outcome is having to ask your homeroom teacher for your locker combination upon returning.

Usage: “Snap! I’m running late to first period and have locknesia. I can’t even remember my combo.”

Sunday, December 9, 2012

L & C's How to Have a Ball at the Mall...

*Cover your eyes with a scarf and have your friend lead you around.

*Take pictures, or record a movie with your cell phone.

* Page each other at Macy’s or other department store.

*Invent a scavenger hunt.

*Go up the down escalator and vice versa.

*Sing for money while having your BFF drop change in a cup.

*Get pictures taken with Santa at Christmas.

*Spy on boys from school, and document with cell phone. If cute, follow them into a movie. If not cute, ditch afterward.

*Try on cocktail dresses and heels; take pictures.

*Get smoothies and drink seductively; fake smoke with the straws.

*Take goofy pictures in one of those photo booths with the curtain.

*Buy fake handcuffs and walk around linked together.

*Hum or whistle as you stroll the mall. When grownups give you the eye, look around as if trying to identify the culprit.

*Cut out store coupons, and hand them out.

*Tell a salesperson you’re there for the modeling job.

Beware: Be careful of running into the parental units or anyone who might know the parental units. Also, be on the lookout for fun-killing adults who might see the above-listed activities as “shenanigans” and report them to mall security. If this occurs, have a quick escape plan.

Stuff You’ll Need:

*Dollarage

*Your bestie(s)

*Parents’ credit card, if possible