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Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Hey - Spookalicious Tweens... Have a gorylicious Halloween!!
a buzz-busting pact with your BFF. If she’s a secret spiller, reevaluate the
gossip and gossips in general.
gossipfy (embellish) gossip.
you hear it, don’t repeat it.
someone does proceed to gossip, act nonchalant
or disinterested, using lines
you tell me anymore, I just want to say I really like (whomever) and would
rather not hear about how she still wets the bed. PS—I, for one, don’t believe
history files called. They want their old news back.”
I’ve heard just the opposite.”
out your cell phone as if it’s vibrating. “Gosh, that’s interesting, but I
really have to
take this call.” The gossiper soon get the message you’re not
the one to dish with.
might seem fun, but be assured that if someone gossips with you, he or she will turn around and gossip about you! Remember—you can have lots of
friends and be popular without caving into gossip.
1) Write the note while nodding, as
if transfixed by the teacher’s lesson. (Bonus: She’ll think you’re taking copious notes on her lesson.) Fold it in half and then in quarters—being superquiet.
Cough a little to cover up any excess noise-age.
2) Identify your desired target, and
pass carefully. For example, if the target sits behind you, casually put your hand behind your back as if to stretch,
keeping your eye on the teacher
the entire time. If coast is clear, drop note.
3) If target is sitting to either
side of you, just pass it really fast when the teacher isn’t looking.
4) If target is
sitting in front of you, tap him or her on the shoulder for a head’s up and
drop note. Keep your eye on the teacher, and if he or she looks in your
direction or so much as raises an eyebrow, thwart plan immediately.
Helpful Hint: If you
have someone you regularly pass notes to—like your BFF—it’s wise to have a
note-passing code, like two coughs and a throat clear. This way, you both know
when to be on your game.
Beware: Never drop a
note on the floor because someone else besides the target could pick it up.
This can only lead to trouble, as he or she could confiscate the note, read it,
or even in extreme cases—tell on you.
Male teachers are
more apt to read notes aloud, whereas female teachers are more likely to catch
you in the process. Beware!