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Saturday, December 29, 2012
Sunday, December 16, 2012
Enjoy your break and don't get "Locknesia!!"
Locknesia: To have locker combo amnesia after long vacation breaks. Resulting outcome is having to ask your homeroom teacher for your locker combination upon returning.
Usage: “Snap! I’m running late to first period and have locknesia. I can’t even remember my combo.”
Sunday, December 9, 2012
*Cover your eyes with a scarf and have your friend lead you around.
*Take pictures, or record a movie with your cell phone.
* Page each other at Macy’s or other department store.
*Invent a scavenger hunt.
*Go up the down escalator and vice versa.
*Sing for money while having your BFF drop change in a cup.
*Get pictures taken with Santa at Christmas.
*Spy on boys from school, and document with cell phone. If cute, follow them into a movie. If not cute, ditch afterward.
*Try on cocktail dresses and heels; take pictures.
*Get smoothies and drink seductively; fake smoke with the straws.
*Take goofy pictures in one of those photo booths with the curtain.
*Buy fake handcuffs and walk around linked together.
*Hum or whistle as you stroll the mall. When grownups give you the eye, look around as if trying to identify the culprit.
*Cut out store coupons, and hand them out.
*Tell a salesperson you’re there for the modeling job.
Beware: Be careful of running into the parental units or anyone who might know the parental units. Also, be on the lookout for fun-killing adults who might see the above-listed activities as “shenanigans” and report them to mall security. If this occurs, have a quick escape plan.
Stuff You’ll Need:
*Parents’ credit card, if possible